Hi, I'm James. I'm a 15 year old sophomore living in Wilmington, Delaware. I love anything music-related with a passion. I reblog things that make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”